5 Reasons not to invite Darth Vader to your dinner party

You may think that having the Dark Lord of the Sith, Darth Vader, to your party is a great idea.

You’ll impress your friends with your connections to people with power and in case your kitchen appliances break down while you’re preparing dinner you’ll have someone around that’s good with his hands around (even if they are strictly speaking not *his* hands).

Do not sit him at the Younglings table

However, before you make this decision I  will give you 5 reasons why this is a bad idea.

5. He arrives in a Star Destroyer and takes up all the parking space that the rests of your guests were supposed to use. Also it crushes your entire neighborhood.

4. All your other guests brought chocolate, candle sets or potted plants as hostess gifts. Vader brought a smuggler frozen in carbonite. Again.

"Oh great, thanks Vader. This will look great next to my white sofa with the baby blue cushions"

3. He brings Emperor Palpatine, who you *didn’t* invite, and there’s no room for at the table. Who wants to sit next to the old guy in a rob with the melted candle face?

2. The only food that Vader can feasibly eat has to go through a straw, and 3 courses of soup makes for a poor menu. Even if you *do* make a mean Steak/potatoes smoothie.



"Sorry Vader, but this is the only straw I got"



1. You sit him next to uncle Johnny, who is a doctor.

15 minutes after you sit down at the table you hear Vader saying; "Oh, you're a doctor?"

This is followed by a loud hiss of air. "Do these burns look infected to you? They have been itching something fierce lately"

And don't even get me started about why you shouldn't invite Jar-Jar..