10 clues that your boyfriend is a Jedi

You've seen the signs.

The blue glow and low humming noise coming from the living room, when your boyfriend thinks you're asleep.

The constant talk about inner peace and calm from emotions.

His best friend is a poorly dressed scoundrel that's always hanging around with a Wookie.

"This? No, this is just a big glowstick, hon"

These are subtle hints that might make you think; "Hang on, is my boyfriend a Jedi?!".

Well, here are 10 clues to help you determine if the Force is indeed strong with him.


10. You find strange voice messages on his phone: "Your turn to bring breakfast to work it is. Want to split with me do you?"


9. When watching football he starts cheering a couple of seconds before his team scores


8. He drives with his eyes closed, only mumbling "your eyes can deceive you" as explanation.

"All right, let's go visit your mother. I'll drive"

7. You find a holocron in his Jedi robe. Also, he has a Jedi robe.


6.  He wants to buy a Mustang, you want to buy a SUV... Or.. you do want to buy a Mustang after all.


5. Darth Vader keeps calling and your boyfriend always says "Tell him I'm not home right now".


4. He takes out the trash without getting up from the couch.


3. His midiclorian count is way above normal


2. He always wins when you play Yatzy

"I win again? What are the odds of that?!"

1. You ask "Is that a lightsaber in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?". Turns out, it is a lightsaber.